Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
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Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
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Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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