He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
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