i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
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