Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
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take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
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Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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