Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I don't deserve a penis
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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