I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
She bit a glass in half.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
