Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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