And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
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There is too much vodka and too much dick.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
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I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
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