so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
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knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
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So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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