Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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