Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
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Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
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A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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