so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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