I'm drive I can fine osifer
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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