Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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