My room smells like vodka and shame
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
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u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
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I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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