Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
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i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
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I just got carded by a ten year old.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
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