It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
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