i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
I forget how to act sober
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