I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
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i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
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As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Randomize