He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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