i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
They should really pass out barf bags in church
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
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