i just google imaged poop.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
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Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
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I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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