Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
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