I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
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Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
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You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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