You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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