You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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