Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
After they flagged you, you hid in a bathroom stall and text me to bring you more shots. That kind of drunk.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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