so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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