Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
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It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
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Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
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