I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
when i woke up i was missing $380 from my bank account
damn...impressive bar tab
no i guess i bought a gasoline powered blender off ebay, i need a breathalyzer for my computer
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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