And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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