Small penises have feelings too.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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