How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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