i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
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That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
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yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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