Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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