why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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