I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
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I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
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IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
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