Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
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One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
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He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
She made me pour olive oil on her.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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