Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
May the power of my ass compel you!!
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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