This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Randomize
