If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
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He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
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alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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