We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
