Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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