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there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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