I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
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I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
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I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
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