I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
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