i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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