i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
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our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
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She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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