A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
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I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
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Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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