doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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