Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
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